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Brisk, yet mellow. Try it with a scone!
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June 27, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
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The Top 14 Things Heard Backstage
at a Recent Paul McCartney Concert
- "I'm sorry, only venti pass holders are allowed backstage."
- "It's time for Sir Paul to go on stage, Doc."
"Thanks. Okay everyone -- CLEAR!!"
- "It was just some crank caller offering to take part in a reunion tour. I hung up on him since I knew there wasn't anyone in Wings named 'Bingo' or 'Dingo' or whatever."
- "MEDIC!"
- "His doctors can't seem to identify it, so they're calling it a 'magical mystery sore.'"
- "There appears to be an octopus' garden growing from inside Paul's ears."
- "OK, boys, I just checked Paul's room. Matlock's starting closing arguments, so be ready to go on in five minutes."
- "If I understood the new lyrics correctly, you should probably rename it 'Silly *Loathe* Songs.'"
- "Y'know, if John were alive to see Paul's new album selling at Starbucks, he'd probably shoot *himself*."
- "Michael Jackson called and said he'll give you the library back if you'll pay off all those meddling kids' parents!"
- "Have Ringo bring the limo around."
- "When I said I wanted no caffeine and lots of foam, they handed me this CD."
- "What is the sound of one leg dancing?"
and the Number 1 Thing Heard Backstage at a Recent Paul McCartney Concert...
- "Yoko, you grizzly old bitch! How *are* you, dear?"
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Selected from 82 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 1 (4th #1)
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 2
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 5
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6, Banner Tag
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 7, 9, 10 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC -- 12
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 14
- Andy Grosser, Boston, MA -- List moderator, Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Yo La Tengo, Hoboken, NJ -- Ambience (explanation)
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