September 18, 2007
The Top 15 Things Not to Say
Around Your Fantasy Football Buddies
- "So who do you alleged heterosexuals think looks hotter, Eli or Peyton?"
- "Now exactly how does Fantasy Malibu Barbie fit in with all this?"
- "My next pick is to get a life."
- "Am I ready for Fantasy Football? For the last week, I've been imagining myself getting spanked by Tony Romo!"
- "Wow. And you guys call me and my Dungeons and Dragons group nerds?"
- "This week I'm going with my 'All-Buns' lineup."
- "Sure, the Bears defense is good, but I'm not convinced they're proactive enough in their community."
- "Sorry I missed the draft, but hey, how often is 'Swan Lake' on PBS?"
- "Wassuup? Waassuuuuuup? Waaaasssssuuuuuuuuuup?"
- "I think maybe next year's draft should be held someplace that doesn't serve alcohol."
- "Football?! Sunday is a day of REST, you Satan Buggerers!!"
- "Donovan McNabb, I wish I could quit you."
- "Sorry, guys, my E! Red Carpet Fashion Fantasy League takes up most of my energy these days."
and the Number 1 Thing Not to Say Around Your Fantasy Football Buddies...
- "Why is my team all cheerleaders? Because that's *my* fantasy, Couch Boy."
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Selected from 77 submissions from 29 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, 10, 12 (85th #1/Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 1 (4th #1)
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3, 5 Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5, 14
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 6
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 8
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 8
- Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL -- 9
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10, 14 Hall of Famer
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 10, 15
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 11
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 14
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Tim H. Richweis, Wichita, KS -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Traffic, Midlands, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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