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December 8, 2003


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

In a recent issue of Blender magazine, rapper Ludacris
said one of his favorite tour bus activities is
playing "hip-hop Scrabble," where only words such
as "bling" and "hizzo" are allowed on the board.


The Top 15 Things Overheard
at a Hip-Hop Scrabble Tournament


  1. "I'm sorry, that word is spelled correctly -- no points for you."

  2. "It has to be a regulation Scrabble set, Mr. Dogg. I can't just let you bring in a bag of extra Z's."

  3. "For the last time, will you *please* stop saying 'Word!' after each turn?"

  4. "Bitch better have my E."

  5. "No fair! Snoop's making up words again!"

  6. "Hey! P. Diddy keeps stealing my tiles and rearranging them for more points."

  7. "Aw, man... I keep drawing vizzowels!"

  8. "Well in *Detroit*, the plural of 'ho' is 'hoz,' sucka."

  9. "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't turn an N sideways and call it a Z."

  10. "Yoyoyo! 'Yoyoyoyo' ain't a word, yo!"

  11. "You play on that E I'm scopin' and I may just have to triple-letter-score a cap in yo' ass."

  12. "Nice rack!"

  13. "Check this: Vanilla Ice is trying to pass off 'nifty' again."

  14. "Let's see: 'Shizznizzywizzle' on a triple word score gives you... 87,000 points."

    and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Hip-Hop Scrabble Tournament...

  15. "Why, yes, Mr. Cent, that's a word. Of *course* it's a word. I wouldn't dream of challenging it."



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  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 1, 6 (8th #1)
  • Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 2, 3
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 2, 11
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 4, 7, Honorable Mention list name
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  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 9, 14
  • Duncan Haberly, San Francisco, CA -- 10
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 12
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 13, Runner Up list name
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
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