March 7, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
News flash: Gary Coleman is married!
The diminutive 40-year-old former "Diff'rent Strokes"
star admitted recently that he secretly wed Shannon
Price, 22, back in August. Coleman admitted that sex
isn't a part of his marriage and that he is actually
still a virgin, saying, "It'll happen when it'll
happen and it'll happen for all the right reasons."
The Top 16 Things Overheard at Gary Coleman's Wedding
- "Sure, you're the groom. Whatever. Just give me the damn ring, kid!"
- "If I was marrying this guy, I'd keep it secret, too."
- "Ring? Check. Bouquet? Check. Step-ladder? Check."
- "I don't know about you, but I keep expecting to see the ghost of Rod Serling here."
- "What do you suppose he's doing under her dress?"
- "Friends of the groom? Boosters seats are on the right."
- "Diff'rent strokes? Try your *left* hand."
- "You must be *this* tall to get on this bride."
- "I now pronounce you creepy little guy and crazy woman."
- "That little life-like figure on top of the cake? That's *actually* the groom."
- "... for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, through the discoveries that he doesn't actually have any money and she won't put out...."
- "Honey, could you not rest your cake plate on my head?"
- "If there is anyone here who knows a reason why this couple..., wait, wait, WAIT! One at a time, please!"
- "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Rabbi Glickstein?"
- "Funny... this is usually the part in the dream where I'm required to wrestle ferrets naked in order to save the world."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Gary Coleman's Wedding...
- "Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!"
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Selected from 71 submissions from 28 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1, 7 (32nd #1) Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 3
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4, 13
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 6
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 7
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 8, 15
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 9
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 10
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 12
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 14
- Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 16
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Randy Newman, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience (explanation)
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