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It's social suicide!
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August 14, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
We're currently doing Fiver Month, during
which each day's list will be compiled by one
of the moderators of our Little Fiver lists.
Today's teacher is Top5 High School moderator
Barb McMullen, who is the Misti May-Treanor of Math.
Yes, really.
Subscribe to Top5 High School today!
The Top 12 Things Overheard in Mathlete Locker Rooms
- "You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you calculate a square, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
- "Did you ever notice if you put dots in each loop of the infinity symbol it looks like breasts?"
- "I'm so keyed up, I could sh*t an icosahedron."
- "Doing 100 pushups is *WAY* easier when you count in binary!"
- "Guys, did you see who's in the stands? It's my dear Aunt Sally!"
- "Do your stretching exercises before we start. I don't want to see another mathlete blow out a frontal lobe on a 90 degree tangent calculation."
- "Coach says anyone who doesn't complete round 3 gets busted back down to Chess Club."
- "Sorry I didn't steal on that last play, Coach. I got my sines messed up."
- "Did you see the size of the other team's heads? They're HUGE!"
- "You looked like a bunch of little Algebra 1 kids out there!"
- "Our minds are more beautiful than their minds!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Mathlete Locker Rooms...
- "There's no 'I' in Pythagorean theorem."
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Selected from 117 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1 (19th #1)
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 2
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN -- 3
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 6
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 7
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 9
- Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD -- 10, 12
- Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ -- 11
- Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Topic
- Tina Fey, New York, NY -- Banner tag
- Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI -- Class Clown
- Chris White, Studio City, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Kottonmouth Kings, Orange County, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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