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February 23, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Some Jet Blue passengers heading to Cancun were stuck
on the tarmac at JFK Airport for eight hours last week
when their plane couldn't take off because of bad weather.
Oh, to be a fly in *that* cabin...
The Top 16 Things Overheard on
the JetBlue Plane Delayed 10 Hours
- "On the bright side, the pilot has had time to sober up."
- "At least it's bearable now that the screaming baby is properly stowed in the overheard bin."
- "Flight attendant! I have a shoe bomb! Can I leave now?"
- "You'd think it's pretty clear by now there are no snakes on this thing."
- "Coffee? Tea? Xanax?"
- "Another vodka and cranberry juice? Certainly, Ms. Lohan. Let me bring you a fresh airsickness bag, too."
- "Forget more peanuts -- that poodle in 6E is looking pretty tasty right now."
- "We apologize, but for safety reasons we cannot deploy the oxygen masks -- despite the gentleman in 15C who had the chili burrito last night."
- "Nicotine gum! Right here! Only $200!"
- "Mr. Fiennes, other passengers urgently need to use the lavatory!"
- "The good news is this gives the Captain time to sober up."
- "Ladies and gentlemen, to help pass the time, we will be screening the complete four-season run of 'Blossom.'"
- "Those of you on the left side of the plane may be able to see travelers lucky enough to be stranded *inside* the terminal."
- "Wanna join the 15-foot-high club?"
- "We ask you to keep your additional comments stowed up your asses for the rest of the flight."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on the JetBlue Plane Delayed 10 Hours...
- "We apologize for the delay, but all the de-icing equipment is being used for the Hillary 2008 campaign."
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Selected from 109 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 1 (14th #1)
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 8, 14 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3, 4
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 3
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 3, Topic Website
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 5, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 9
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 11, Banner Tag
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 12
- Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 13 Website
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 13
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 15
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 16
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Henry Deutschendorf, Roswell, NM -- Ambience (explanation)
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