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Made with only the finest Dutch chocolate!
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February 13, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day!
And our BadCupid.com Valentine's Day site could
use some lovin'. Please check it out and while you're
there, click on either of the "digg it" buttons.
Then tell your friends and co-workers about it.
Thanks and Happy VD, everyone!
The Top 20 Things Overheard on Valentine's Day
- "A stuffed teddy bear, holding a heart? How utterly original."
- "I now stand corrected -- there is *one* gift a woman does *not* prefer to come in a small package."
- "The jeweler said you'd never notice. Of course, he also said he needed to move to another street corner because the cops were closing in."
- "How did you find a stuffed animal that looks exactly like the neighbor's cat?"
- "Troop levels aren't the only thing surging, baby."
- "It's like a cosmic convergence -- Valentines Day and Hump Day occurring simultaneously!"
- "Really? Half the chocolates are missing? That darn global warming!"
- "Everyone *else* gives chocolate hearts for Valentine's Day, but I love you so much I went out and got you the real thing. It's not easy finding a cow heart, you know."
- "I *did* get you roses. I just skipped the middleman and sent them to your divorce lawyer."
- "Technically, the lingerie doesn't make your ass look fat -- the chocolate hearts do that."
- "Charles, I want you to take off *all* my clothes. You really don't look that good in lace."
- "They were all out of roses, so I got you a dozen eggs instead."
- "I don't understand it either, honey. It was smokin' hot on the Victoria's Secret model."
- "Tipper, I hope you like that latex catsuit -- it cost me all my carbon credits!"
- "I said send it *FTD* -- not STD!"
- "These aren't candy hearts. They're Tums!"
"I know. It means, 'You make me sick.'"
- "Thank you for calling Lonely Singles Hotline, Mr. White. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "You had me at 'a dozen red roses will get you oral.'"
- "No, not exactly... but I really, really LUST you."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on Valentine's Day...
- "Sweetheart, guess what? I may be the father of Anna Nicole's daughter!"
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Selected from 90 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1, 6 (29th #1) Hall of Famer
- Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 2
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3, 11
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5 Website
- Tom Louderback, Boston, MA -- 7
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 9
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 10
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 12
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 13, 17 Website
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 13
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 14, 16 Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 18 Hall of Famer
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 19
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 20
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- J. Geils Band, Boston, MA -- Ambience (explanation)
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