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Accepting the award for TopFive... Larry Storch!
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February 26, 2007
The Top 13 Things Seen
at Hollywood Oscar Parties
- Jim Carrey's party: 23 valet attendants, 23 waiters, 23 crackers, 23 cheese slices, 23 glasses, 23 ice cubes...
- Beverly Hills Hotel party: somebody following Nic Cage around with a fire extinguisher, just in case
- Paramount Pictures party: actress Sean Young crashing the party in an Anna Nicole fat suit, feverishly demanding to show producers she's PERFECT for the role
- Mel Gibson's party: a smattering of grateful homeless people and a Domino's Pizza delivery guy held against his will
- Martin Scorsese's party: bodyguard at the door kicks out guests each of the first seven times they try to enter the party
- Dateline NBC host Chris Hansen's party: Jeffrey Jones, Roman Polanski, R. Kelley, Woody Allen, Mary Kay LeTourneau, a hot tub, a pitcher of margaritas, decoys from Perverted Justice and members of Orange County's finest
- Al Gore's party: a huge tray of Baked Alaska
- Britney Spears's party: services for arriving guests include hat check, coat check, wig check and panties check
- Eddie Murphy's party: one excellent, straight roll completely obscured by mounds of cheese
- Tom Cruise's party: foil party hats for everybody!!
- Bruce Willis's party: people fleeing from the hot tub after catching a glimpse of Schwartzenegger's and Stallone's man-boobs
- Nick Nolte's and Russell Crowe's party: the two drunken hosts, wielding salad forks and trying to stab each other in the eye
and the Number 1 Thing Seen at Hollywood Oscar Parties...
- Dreamgirls cast party: Michael Richards getting a seriously chilly reception
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Selected from 77 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1 (10th #1)
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 5
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 7 Website
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 8, 10 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 9
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 11
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 12 Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 13
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Kool & the Gang, Jersey City, NJ -- Ambience (explanation)
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