May 07, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Okay, now that things have settled down again
in TopFive land, I'm sure there's something
you're all wondering. Well, wonder no more!
The Top 15 Things TopFive
Contributors Did During April
(Part I)
- Stole a hot blonde away from that loser, Brady Quinn.
- Performed wholely unnecessary heart surgery on a TV talk-show host as part of an ingenious plan to get to his sexy co-host.
- Helped Rosie clean out her office again.
- Dosed the ferrets up on caffeine, let 'em loose by the Victoria's Secret changing rooms and waited with the ol' digital camera.
- Spring cleaning (annual bath, change of underwear, lice removal)
- Watched our draft stock plummet because of a bad showing at the comedy combine.
- Played 360 straight hours of Second Life; took 10-minute break; played 360 straight hours of World of Warcraft.
- Hey, Macarena!
- Scoured YouTube searching for rare videos of young women dancing in their bedrooms.
- Went to Chuck E. Cheese; got shitfaced; passed out onstage again.
- Got quotes for removal of "Sanjaya Forever!" tattoo.
- Helped an old lady across the street. Ok, it was a drunk stripper I carried to my apartment. Happy now, Mr. Noseypants?
- Made several breakthrough discoveries in the field of underwater flatulence.
and the Number 1 Things TopFive Contributors Did During April...
- Learned that if you wait until the day *after* Easter, you can rent a bunny suit for a fraction of the normal price.
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Selected from 135 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 1 (27th #1) Hall of Famer
- Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 2
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5, Banner Tag
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 6
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 7, 10
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 7, Topic
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 8
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 8
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 8
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 9
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 10
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 11, 13
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 12 Website
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- Topic
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Nat King Cole, Montgomery, AL -- Ambience (explanation)
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