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February 20, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
So Roger Clemens' former trainer alleges the star
pitcher developed an abscess on his ass around the
time said he was giving Clemens steroid injections.
Did we REALLY need to know that?
The Top 15 Things We Really Don't Want to Know
(Part I)
- What our mother and her fiance are doing tonight
- Why we can't have any pudding before we eat our meat
- Why the Senate require that pages be 16 years old
- What aliens actually learn from all those anal probes
- If it's really our baby
- How many licks it takes to get to the center of Hillary Clinton
- How many nanoseconds it takes Bill Gates to earn our annual salary
- Andy Dick's sexual orientation
- That our employers monitor our e-mail and are reading this sentence right now, too
- What Dick Cheney *would* consider torture
- What Donald Trump looks like with his ankles behind his head
- That it's actually our ass that makes the *pants* look fat
- Exactly which aperture Taco Bell is referring to with its new "Fire in the Hole" burrito
- Whether Grandma is a moaner or a screamer
and the Number 1 Thing We Really Don't Want to Know...
- What the final scene of "The Full Monty" would be like with a cast of Drew Carey, Wilford Brimley, Robin Williams, Ed Asner and Ernest Borgnine
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Selected from 127 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1 (17th #1)
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2, 9
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 4
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 4
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 6
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 8 Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 10 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 12
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 13
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 14
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 15
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- Topic Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Steveland Judkins, Saginaw, MI -- Ambience (explanation)
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