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February 21, 2008
The Top 15 Things We Really Don't Want to Know
(Part II)
- What kind of hair that is in our cappuccino
- What the absolute worst job in the porn industry is
- How porcupines mate
- How Grandpa keeps from stepping on his ball sack
- Whether or not size is really important
- Where the bucket of balls goes after a long day of neutering at the ASPCA
- What Meat Loaf won't do for love
- What that gay hooker guy did to earn his White House press pass
- What kind of woman Chris White would *refuse* to get in a hot tub with
- If Rosie O'Donnell ever tries to squeeze into her leather costume from "Exit to Eden"
- How many movies Mariah Carey could possibly make before she dies
- Why those guys kept calling our wife "Vacuum" at her tenth high-school reunion
- Mom and Dad's all-time favorite position
- Which co-worker's residual body heat we're feeling on the toilet seat
and the Number 1 Thing We Really Don't Want to Know...
- Whether that "You're welcome!" from the other side of the glory hole was actually a falsetto
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Selected from 127 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (55th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 2, 14 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 2
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3, 12
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 4
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5
- Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 6
- Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 7 Website
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 7
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 8, 10 Website / Hall of Famer
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 9
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 11 Website
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 11, Topic Website
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 13
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 15
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 15
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Dolorean, Silverton, OR -- Ambience (explanation)
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