November 12, 2007
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The Top 13 Updated Answers
to "Where Do Babies Come From?"
- "I'll put it this way: Ever seen one of the movie 'Alien'?"
- "Recycled dead people."
- "Hell, if I knew that, you wouldn't be here, now, would you?"
- "From artificially inseminated bohemian ostriches. Now can I watch SportsCenter in peace?"
- "One day your mother was working in the lab, when she was bitten by a radioactive baby."
- "I know this much, son: Mommy tenses up whenever *I* try to go in there."
- "I personally believe that U.S. American babies are adopted from, um, other nations like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our babies over here in the US should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us."
- "Jesus kicked you out of Heaven because he wanted some quiet."
- "Mommy texted 'O' to Daddy and he texted back 'O~~~' and nine months later you appeared on the cell phone bill."
- "Just a minute, I'll show you. HONEY, CAN YOU COME IN HERE A MINUTE?"
- "Every once in a while there's a stem cell that isn't needed for anything else."
- "When two people love each other very much, one slides his foot underneath the partition of the bathroom stall and a short time later the policeman delivers him a present."
and the Number 1 Updated Answer to "Where Do Babies Come From?"...
- "Well-trained dingoes."
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Selected from 134 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (46th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 2
- Carolyn Rosser, Washington, DC -- 2
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2, 7 Hall of Famer
- Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 3 Website
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 4
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- David Bryant, Columbia, MD -- 8
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 9
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 10
- Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL -- 11 Website
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 11
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 13
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- List moderator Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Chambermaids, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience (explanation)
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