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CAUTION! Millipede: 1000 feet ahead.
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March 31, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Mickey and Minnie Mouse have gotten a makeover
that put him in a bright red Mao suit and her in
a cherry-blossom red dress -- all in an effort to
appeal to Chinese tourists at Hong Kong Disneyland.
Hmmm... what other changes might be
made to appeal more to Chinese customers?
The Top 15 Ways Hong Kong Disneyland
Differs From Other Disney Parks
- You're welcomed to the park by Mickey Maoist.
- You go on a ride, then an hour later you want to go again.
- They've replaced Whack-a-Mole with Nail-That-Sticks-Out-Is-Hammered-Down.
- Haunted House now known as Visit to Honorable Ancestors' House.
- The nightly Main Street Parade features pro-democracy demonstrators getting mowed down by tanks.
- New ride: "It's a Small Family."
- All American-made toys recalled from gift shop for lack of lead based paint.
- Donald Duck has been replaced by General Tso's Chicken.
- Tomorrowland is nothing but a big map of the world with word "Ours" written across it.
- Goofy bears an amazing resemblance to George W. Bush.
- The scariest ride: Nearly-Out-of-Space Mountain.
- "If the tallness doesn't adequate here, you'll forbid the ride Mountain of Splash."
- Fantasyland features free speech, fair elections and forks.
- Let's just say the Pluto Burger has a little bit of Pluto in every bite.
and the Number 1 Way Hong Kong Disneyland Differs From Other Disney Parks...
- Special family rates: First child gets in free; second child gets you arrested.
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Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 11 (88th #1) Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 2, 3 Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 2
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 2
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 2
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5, 15
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 6
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 7, 11
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 8
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 9
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 10
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 12
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 13 Website
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 14
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 15
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- David Bowie, London England -- Ambience (explanation)
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