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April 22, 2008


The Top 18 Worst Biblical Movies Ever
(Part II)


  1. Apostle Lips Now

  2. Xodus-Men

  3. Superstar Me

  4. Things to Do in Jerusalem When You're Dead

  5. Frankenstein, Who Married Bride of Frankenstein and Begot Son of Frankenstein, Who Married Dracula's Daughter and Begot Wolfman, Who in the Grace and Mercy of His Holy Woods, Didst Meet Abbot and Costello

  6. An Inconvenient Ruth

  7. Die Hard Because I'm Vengeful

  8. Psalmmie Dearest

  9. Lazarus of the Dead

  10. Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smote"

  11. A Plague of Their Own

  12. 9 1/2 Commandments

  13. I Know Who You Crucified Last Passover

  14. 101 Salvations

  15. Ernest Goes to Bethlehem

  16. Mennonite Cowboy

  17. Bruce All Smitey

    and the Number 1 Worst Biblical Movie Ever...

  18. Dude, Where's My Foreskin?



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Selected from 168 submissions from 58 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 1 (7th #1)
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, 18, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 7 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 4
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 4
  • Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 5 Website
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 6
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 8
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 10
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 12 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 13, 18
  • Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 14 Website
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 15
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 16 Hall of Famer
  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 17
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Michael Penn, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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