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May 24, 2007


The Top 16 Worst College Mascots
(Part I)


  1. Penn State Fightin' Amish

  2. Palmer Chiropractic College Spinal Crackers

  3. UNLV Conveniently Located ATMs

  4. Liberty University Frying Falwells

  5. Rice Pilafs

  6. Mississippi Grand Wizards

  7. Harvard Medical School Pneumonoultramicroscopic-
    silicovolcanoconiosis

  8. Florida State Hangin' Chads

  9. UC Berkeley Persons of Celebration

  10. Pitt Stains

  11. University of California Liberal Pussies

  12. UCLA Trick-Turning Starlets

  13. University of Texas Shirtless McConaugheys

  14. Emory Boards

  15. Tulane Highways

    and the Number 1 Worst College Mascot...

  16. Ball State Cojones



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Selected from 153 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 1 (3rd #1) Website
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2, 3 Hall of Famer
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 2
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 4 Website
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 5
  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 6
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 7
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 8, 13
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 10
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 11
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 12
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15, Banner Tag
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 16
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Captain and Tennille, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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