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May 25, 2007


The Top 16 Worst College Mascots
(Part II)


  1. Notre Dame Drunken Kennedies

  2. Caltech Advanced Student-Athletes

  3. Yale Legacies

  4. Occidental Tourists

  5. Gonzaga Boobies

  6. M.I.T. Perpetually Zitfaced Virgins

  7. Rutgers Lady Imuses

  8. Alabama Crimson Necks

  9. Montana Caucasian Survivalists

  10. New York Culinary Institute Parmesan-Crusted Chilean Sea Basses

  11. Staten Island Fairies

  12. Skidmore Undies

  13. St. Louis College of Pharmacy Morphine Addicts

  14. Vassar Fightin' Domestic Partners

  15. Oral Roberts Swallows

    and the Number 1 Worst College Mascot...

  16. Duke Consenting Adults



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Selected from 153 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 1 (15th #1)
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 2
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 3
  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 4, 11
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 6
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 8 Website
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 9
  • Chuck Brown, St. Stephen, NB, Canada -- 10
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 11, 13
  • Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 12 Website
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 14, Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 15
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 16
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Mascots, Sweden -- Ambience   (explanation)

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