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July 15, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Kal-El Cage, Pilot Inspektor Lee, Apple Paltrow-Martin,
Sage Moonblood Stallone, Moxie Crimefighter Jillette,
Audio Science Sossamon, Ocean Whitaker, Jermajesty Jackson,
and the criminally underrated Diva Thin Muffin Zappa.
All actual names of the children of celebrities.

Of course, we had to get in on the fun, too.


The Top 18 Worst Names for Celebrity Babies


  1. Booker Cruise

  2. Heath Barr

  3. Jack Ripa

  4. Harry Bush

  5. Totie Lee Gross

  6. Skip Bale

  7. Peter Handler

  8. Jay Walken

  9. Dermot Titus

  10. Henrietta Roddenberry

  11. Cherie Pitt

  12. Bug Zappa

  13. Chastity Hefner

  14. Dick Aiken

  15. River Schwimmer

  16. Wayne Chung

  17. Hugh Dick

    and the Number 1 Worst Name for a Celebrity Baby...

  18. Izzy Putin



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Selected from 109 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 2
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 3, 11
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5, 17
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 7
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 8
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 10, 14
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 12
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 13
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 15, 16 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 15
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 18, Topic
  • Pam Howell, Williston, FL -- Banner tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Dave Matthews Band, Virginia -- Ambience   (explanation)

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