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March 12, 2007


The Top 16 Worst Names for Strip Clubs
(Part I)


  1. Droopy's

  2. Shorty Johnson's Fool and His Money Club

  3. U-Brazilian-It

  4. Tia's Taco Shack

  5. Harry's Clambake

  6. Reverend Ted Haggard's House of Ass-solution

  7. Les Bleu Ballz

  8. Stretch & Mark's

  9. They're All Fake, Not That You Care

  10. Ed Asner's Full Monty Club

  11. Skanx

  12. Queen Victoria's House of Modesty

  13. Moulin Spouge

  14. Granny's Kameltoe Kitchen

  15. Justexpensit!

    and the Number 1 Worst Names for a Strip Club...

  16. Teasy McDryhump's



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  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, Topic (82nd #1) Hall of Famer
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 2 Website
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 3
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 5, 7
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6, 13, Banner Tag
  • Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 8, 10, 15 (Hat trick!)
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 9
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 10, 12
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 11 Website
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 12
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 14
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 15
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 16
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Frank Zappa, Baltimore, MD -- Ambience   (explanation)

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