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March 13, 2007


The Top 16 Worst Names for Strip Clubs
(Part II)


  1. Itchy's Crabshack

  2. The Nerd Basement

  3. Achy Breaky Wallet

  4. The American Lesion Hall

  5. Herm's Aphrodites

  6. Cirque de Jerkoffe

  7. Bashira's Burqa Boudoir

  8. Club High Hoes

  9. Eddie Murphy's Hitchhikers Gone Wild

  10. Casa de Vycekopz

  11. International House of Pancake Titties

  12. Mammary Lane

  13. Baldy Britney's No-Panty Palace

  14. T.G.I. Not My Daughter

  15. The Amish Ankle Room

    and the Number 1 Worst Names for a Strip Club...

  16. S'Howdy A'Labia



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Selected from 122 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (43rd #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 10, Topic Hall of Famer
  • Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 4, 12
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 4
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 6, 11
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 8
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 9
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 10
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 12, 16
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 13
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 14, 15 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Birthday Party, Melbourne, Australia -- Ambience   (explanation)

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