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June 16, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Bankrupt gadget retailer Sharper Image has
decided to close all of its remaining stores,
according to a statement by its new owners.
The Top 16 Worst-Selling Sharper Image Products
(Part I)
- "Little Rio" Men's Home Brazilian Wax Kit
- 100% Goose-Beak Pillow
- Nose-Hair Incinerator
- Scrotum Bedazzler
- Hi-larious Singing Billy Bass Edition iPod
- White Noise Sleep Machine with Sam Kinison, Bobcat Goldthwait, Yoko Ono, Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried and Richard Simmons settings
- Home Vagina Enlarger
- Sunglasses With Genuine Italian Leather Lenses
- LOLcat Decoder Ring
- Ionic Breeze Fanny Pack Air Purifier
- German Tickler
- Gay-Z-Boy Face-Down Recliner
- Pete Rose-Do It Yourself Haircut Kit
- Shiatsu Massage Whoopee Cushion
- Woomba Robotic Ovary Vacuum
and the Number 1 Worst-Selling Sharper Image Product...
- Life-Size "Stan the Accountant" Robot
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Selected from 131 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1 (17th #1)
- Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO -- 2
- Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 2
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 3, 16
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 4 Website
- Randy Pan, Sulphur, LA -- 5
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 6
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 7
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 8 Website / Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 9, 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 10, 11
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 11
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 12
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 14
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15, Banner Tag
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 16
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Steely Dan, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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