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June 17, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Bankrupt gadget retailer Sharper Image has
decided to close all of its remaining stores,
according to a statement by its new owners.
The Top 16 Worst-Selling Sharper Image Products
(Part II)
- Steering Wheel-Mounted Miniature TV
- Electric Spleen Buffer
- Condom-Flavored Gummi Bears
- "Old Sparky" Massaging Electric Chair With Vibra-Fingers
- Hand-Cranked Ass-Hair Braider
- Harvey Keitel Nude Scene DVD Organizer
- Uncle Ben Wa Balls
- "Drive Me Crazy!" Car Cigarette-Lighter Adapter for Vibrators
- Bluetooth Spock-Ear Headset
- Streamz Music Performance System (Use bodily fluids to compose music on your home computer!)
- Hypno-Crotch Pants
- Ho-B-Gone Realistic Glock 9
- Naggy Maggie GPS Backseat Driver
- Anal BBQ Thermometer
- Kosher Ham Radio Receiver
and the Number 1 Worst-Selling Sharper Image Product...
- Hillbot 2008: The Robot That Refuses to Turn Off
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Selected from 131 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 1 (55th #1) Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 3 Website
- Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO -- 4, 8
- Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 5
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 6, 14
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 7, 15 Website
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10, 13 Hall of Famer
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 11, 12 Website
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 12, 13 Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 16
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Boxing Gandhis, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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