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I'm Chris White, and I approved this list.
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January 25, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Maxim magazine compiled a list of the best
and worst things to happen to men in 2007.
Wonderful. But shouldn't they stick to doing
photo spreads of lingerie-clad starlets and
leave the intellectual heavy lifting to TopFive?
The Top 15 Worst Things
to Happen to Men in 2007
- When it's not the Year of the Rat on the Chinese calendar, men just don't stand a chance.
- Amount of porn on the internet went up 68%; hours in the day held steady at 24.
- Each year without a reassuring Harvey Keitel or Dennis Franz nude scene, our personal body images take a hit.
- Friggin' Tom Brady hogged all the women.
- Scientists discovered the best way to fight testicular cancer is to punch the cancer into remission.
- Of the 34,563,921,477 e-mails sent in 2007 touting male enlargement products, more than 100% of them were bogus.
- 99.999999999991738% of men were NOT involved in the impregnation of Jessica Alba.
- Losing to our clueless female friends in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs.
- Emergency rooms reported that fully 100% of all accidents related to shooting an object off of a friend's head involved only males.
- During that beaver shot in "Knocked Up," some kid's head got in the way!
- Britney Spears took another step back from that red leather suit that helped us ruin most of our socks.
- Brad Pitt's dedication to Angelina and all the accompanying ass-kissing, baby-adopting bullshit made the rest of us look REALLY bad.
- Let's face it, women don't need to sleep their way to the top like in the good old days.
- The continuing lack of a quality body wash that both moisturizes while leaving behind a pleasant vanilla scent.
and the Number 1 Worst Thing to Happen to Men in 2007...
- Mel Gibson completely ruined "Sugar Tits" as a term of affection.
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Selected from 69 submissions from 26 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (23rd #1)
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 2
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 3, 15
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 4
- Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 5, 10
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 6, 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 7, 10
- Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 8
- Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 9
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 11
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 14
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Big Bill Broonzy, Scott, MS -- Ambience (explanation)
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