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With just a pinch of tangy lemon juice!
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January 26, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Maxim magazine compiled a list of the best
and worst things to happen to men in 2007.
Wonderful. But shouldn't they stick to doing
photo spreads of lingerie-clad starlets and
leave the intellectual heavy lifting to TopFive?
The Top 15 Worst Things
to Happen to Women in 2007
- Collateral damage from the Spears/Lohan implosion set women back about 150 years.
- Another year has gone with Joey Buttafucuo having not been castrated.
- With Hillary Clinton running so hard for President, Bill had WAY too much time on his hands.
- What with all the adoptions, Brad Pitt announced he was drastically cutting back on his affairs.
- Male sensitivity, after peaking in the early '90s, continued its precipitous decline.
- The good gossip news: Daniel Ratcliff is legal! The bad gossip news: He's moved in with Nathan Lane.
- You spy on a few Hewlett Packard employees, and the press makes *sure* to report that you're a FEMALE CEO.
- Topping People's "Most Eligible Bachelors of 2007" list: Ike Turner and Scott Peterson.
- Shoes continued to be sized based on a randomized process steeped in Base 23, as calculated by a consortium of senile engineers from MIT.
- As Baby Boomers begin to hit age sixty, the term "GrandMILF" is now open for business.
- Same as every year: Men left the damn seat up again.
- Hubby got back to nagging you in March after wearing out the Fleshlight you got him for Christmas '06.
- Map makers steadfastly refused to reduce the complexity of the folds in their products.
- *Still* no nude Playgirl spread of that irascible-but-luscious Dr. Gregory House!
and the Number 1 Worst Thing to Happen to Women in 2007...
- Turns out that hunky Larry Craig is gay!
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Selected from 50 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 13 (10th #1)
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 4, 6 (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 3, 12 Hall of Famer
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 5
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 8
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 9
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 10
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 14 Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Vibrators, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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